Why Doesn't Everyone Have One of These?

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This is a 2003-2006 Mercedes CL55 AMG:

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It has 493 Horsepower, 516 pounds of torque, A price of about $10,000 because of depreciation and beautiful german engineering/comfort. I have unbridled love for it.

So tell me, why doesn’t everyone have one?

“Probably because of the suspension”

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Here you go:

First posted in January on my kinja


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:23

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So tell me, why doesn’t everyone have one?

Well, for one thing,

beautiful german engineering


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:26

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Because I think they’re kinda ugly. Also, Active Body Control scares me.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:28

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Because all those horsepowers are from the crappy Mercedes era.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:29

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Because financial ruination with one of these is easy as ABC.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:31

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Because you know what doesn’t depreciate? Part prices.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:32

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Because the ABC system will fail and cost a fortune to fix.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:34

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Because Mercedes is responsible for the 25-year import ban. Along with all the other stuff everyone else said.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:36

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Because we don’t open our Youtube videos with “How’s it going guys?”


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:38

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To anyone talking about the CL’s suspension: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/mercthecl55greatagain-1791943203?rev=1505504227273


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:39

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I think because the 20k in repairs on the horizon are prohibitive. My Merc mechanic said he had one in the shop with a 10k bill.


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:40

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Because our names aren’t Doug Demuro


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/15/2017 at 15:40

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Probably the suspension, and to that I say: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/mercthecl55greatagain-1791943203?rev=1505504227273


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 15:47

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Well cars today are not meant to last, the amount of electronic devices and highly sensitive parts is pretty amazing. Cars are designed to be recycled now, my 240z is east to fix, my w123 merc has a few parts that are tweaky, mostly vacuum. I think it was BMW that bragged it had kore computers than the space shuttle in the cars, not good for ten years down the road! It’s just not realistic to look at an AMG from that time and think it will be manageable on a reasonable budget.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 16:00

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Because children and dog?


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > interstate366, now In The Industry
09/15/2017 at 16:04

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Remember when grey market mercs were common. Rip

Literally everyone wanted a grey market sl500 over the 560 because the 500 was the same price and an overall better car


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 16:08

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Dude even I don’t tell people to buy these.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > For Sweden
09/15/2017 at 17:08

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“And now to talk about the quirks and features!”


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CRider
09/15/2017 at 17:11

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wrong content-creator


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
09/15/2017 at 17:46

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Because I don’t particularly like it, and it’s not exactly cheap to maintain.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/15/2017 at 18:37

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I saw what you did there.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > For Sweden
09/15/2017 at 19:07

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Different face, same crap.